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    #11
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    And does he have a large trouser snake?
    If you need to boast, then no.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      And does he have a large trouser snake?
      I have never asked - hang on I will send him a text and tell him you are interested
      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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        #13
        Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
        I have never asked - hang on I will send him a text and tell him you want to compare
        FTFY
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
          I have never asked - hang on I will send him a text and tell him you are interested
          Ha ha! Thanks for the text.

          Yes, it's me in the article, and as for the trouser snake... well, if you knew what I did for a living many years ago, you wouldn't have to ask

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            #15
            Originally posted by Neo X View Post
            Ha ha! Thanks for the text.

            Yes, it's me in the article, and as for the trouser snake... well, if you knew what I did for a living many years ago, you wouldn't have to ask
            You sound like a very immature and childish man.

            Welcome to CUK - you'll fit right in

            Do you know how to bleed a radiator?

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              #16
              Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
              Kind of - he is a good mate of mine and was staying there after coming out for my birthday party!
              So the male staff need to be offended?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                I have never asked - hang on I will send him a text and tell him you are interested
                Ha ha! Thanks for the text.

                Yes, it's me in the article, and as for the trouser snake... well, if you knew what I did for a living many years ago, you wouldn't have to ask

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Neo View Post
                  Ha ha! Thanks for the text.

                  Yes, it's me in the article, and as for the trouser snake... well, if you knew what I did for a living many years ago, you wouldn't have to ask
                  Is Neo X is your X-rated twin?

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                    #19
                    Before anyone else asks, have you ever licked the chutney spoon?
                    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Scruff View Post
                      Before anyone else asks, have you ever licked the chutney spoon?
                      Yeah, yours.

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