Things that probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

[EternalOptimist]

praising my mother in laws egg and chips.

I was only being polite, but after 15 years of egg and fckng chips, if I ever see another plate of the fckng stuff , I will take it and ram it down her wrinkly fckng egg and chip throat.

^ the fantasy
v the reality

'ooh fantasic. any chance of another slice of bread mum'

[MyUserName]

Punching the bouncer who came to throw me out in a nightclub in Portsmouth. Started being dragged out and realised I was being dragged towards the back door and not the front - eventually woke up in the car park. Same bouncers beat someone to death in the same car park a month or so later.

[NickFitz]

Windows

Windows Metro

[Sysman]

Windows

Though it doesn't give me much joy saying it, "Told you so!"

Subject to the caveats:

1. if I didn't tell you, I or somebody else should have done
2. my/their reasons were almost certainly not the ones you are thinking of now
3. if I did tell you, you should have ignored any replacements I suggested

[Alias]

Joining CUK

[d000hg]

praising my mother in laws egg and chips.

I was only being polite, but after 15 years of egg and fckng chips, if I ever see another plate of the fckng stuff , I will take it and ram it down her wrinkly fckng egg and chip throat.

^ the fantasy
v the reality

'ooh fantasic. any chance of another slice of bread mum'

I'd love a plate of egg and chips right now.

[Bellona]

Rabbit Mobile

[EternalOptimist]

I'd love a plate of egg and chips right now.

dont staaarrt

[mudskipper]

Table football in clientCo canteen / lounge area.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, cheer, bang, bang.

They've got rid of the table football

I'm told this is a permanent state of affairs.

[RSoles]

After a night out drinking in a bar with some paratroopers ( that was ttpslagiatt #1)
somebody suggested we see how far along the top shelf we could get.
I was ok for the first half dozen spirits, but then hit Creme de Menthe and Pernod side by side.

The rest of the evening was ....unpleasant...