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    Mumsnet linky - ok own up DH is a Winker

    Bored of Wail links, mumsnet it is:

    My H is a ****** .... in more ways than one! | Mumsnet Discussion

    So who is it?

    Are the women being fair? (he was put on short rations and tried his best not to upset her).

    Is the man being fair?

    Should they just get dirty and go for it?

    Should she dump him?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Bored of Wail links, mumsnet it is:

    My H is a ****** .... in more ways than one! | Mumsnet Discussion

    So who is it?

    Are the women being fair? (he was put on short rations and tried his best not to upset her).

    Is the man being fair?

    Should they just get dirty and go for it?

    Should she dump him?
    The first step in repairing their relationship is to stop referring to each other as acronyms.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      She makes Gentile's posts look short.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        The first step in repairing their relationship is to stop referring to each other as acronyms.


        It's too long to read it all - I only have one life.

        The great thing about most of these threads is the great range of responses from "stamp on his face (wearing crampons)" via "you need to go to joint holistic reki crystal therapy" to "you should be nicer to him and then he wouldn't be such a git".

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          #5
          why do people allow these situations to fester

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            #6
            Originally posted by Dallas View Post
            why do people allow these situations to fester
            Good question. I often wonder about that. Lady Tester and I are pretty open with each other. Some years ago I hadn't played any rugby for a couple of years due to work and was getting a bit chubby; the good lady made very clear to me 'when I met you you were an athlete; I didn't fall for a fat guy, so do something about it'. I started playing and training again. A couple of years ago I told her she was getting rather tubby, and when I met her she was a top class volleyball player, 'do something about it'. We are now both pretty athletic and find each other attractive again. As I see it, being honest with each other, looking after yourself and your relationship is a responsibility you have to one another, and if you don't want to do that, get out of the relationship.

            Mind you, I think some people would struggle with all the 'straight talking' that goes on in our household.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Precis

              She was from a Broken home, she had a procession of 'uncles'.

              they have grown up kids together with 2 grand children.

              He had an affair a few years ago, its over. But she still doesn't trust him and mentally abuses him by checking up on his emails, texts and calls. For some reason he won't let her near his phone.

              He spends too much on buying pigeons. He used to keep them when he was a teenager now is going back to it, she forbidded it! He went ahead anyway.

              Her mum was terminally ill he was supportive but sex was not available.

              he is now rubbing one out every night and trying to hide it from her.

              In the bedroom he did like her dressing up and using lube but didn't want to play with sex toys.

              Its all his fault !
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Precis

                She was from a Broken home, she had a procession of 'uncles'.

                they have grown up kids together with 2 grand children.

                He had an affair a few years ago, its over. But she still doesn't trust him and mentally abuses him by checking up on his emails, texts and calls. For some reason he won't let her near his phone.

                He spends too much on buying pigeons. He used to keep them when he was a teenager now is going back to it, she forbidded it! He went ahead anyway.

                Her mum was terminally ill he was supportive but sex was not available.

                he is now rubbing one out every night and trying to hide it from her.

                In the bedroom he did like her dressing up and using lube but didn't want to play with sex toys.

                Its all his fault !
                Perhaps she's upset about him hiding while jerking it out; maybe she wants to watch him and then...never mind. Something to do with plasterers' radios and all that.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Bored of Wail links, mumsnet it is:

                  My H is a ****** .... in more ways than one! | Mumsnet Discussion

                  So who is it?

                  Are the women being fair? (he was put on short rations and tried his best not to upset her).

                  Is the man being fair?

                  Should they just get dirty and go for it?

                  Should she dump him?
                  The irony is I have just cracked off one reading that post on mumsbet
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    We are now both pretty athletic and find each other attractive again..
                    It's a good thing you're both porkers, eh?
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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