Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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Mumsnet linky - ok own up DH is a Winker
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI've read it now and am almost entirely baffled by the entire post. Her typos are quite funny though:
as I walked in h leapt out of the bed like there'd beef an explosion
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by rhubarb View PostThe whole post sounds like utter bollocks. If I was mid-wank I would NOT jump out of bed. Far easier to hide what you're doing if you're covered by a duvet!
But now I'm completely addicted to mumsnet.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostBored of Wail links, mumsnet it is:
My H is a ****** .... in more ways than one! | Mumsnet Discussion
So who is it?
Are the women being fair? (he was put on short rations and tried his best not to upset her).
Is the man being fair?
Should they just get dirty and go for it?
Should she dump him?
Somehow it feels like walts and wanabbes posting on ARSSE, for example, when they've never been near an army barracks in their lives.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWell, quite! She claims to have serviced herself 'now & again' and mentions his aversion to sex toys, an awful lot. I feel a bit sorry for him.
But now I'm completely addicted to mumsnet.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostMaybe we should try to make our site inaccessible to outsiders with acronyms too.
SY is a bw, etc.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI notice there seem to be a few guys posting on Mumsnet. Is that proper?
Somehow it feels like walts and wanabbes posting on ARSSE, for example, when they've never been near an army barracks in their lives.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwhat's with all this 'forbid' stuff ?
does anyone here 'forbid' things ? sounds a bit crap to me that does
Mate of mine is only "allowed" to watch one footie match a week. It's like he's a kid or summat.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWot's an EA?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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