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Day 8 - visions of a totalitarian future
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAlright, you bunch of twats!
Shake my finger.
I am my sister's keeper.
You're welcome.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAlright, you bunch of twats!
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostThat umbrella is probably a health and safety violation.
Shake my finger.
I am my sister's keeper.
You're welcome.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostShe has repeatedly offered to stick said umbrella up my arse and open it, without actually doing so so I assume its an idle threatComment
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allegedly yes - they then pull it out fulled opened and bring all the gunk with it.....
me I prefer to avoid STD's in the first place.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou mean this isn't Wilmslow?
.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIsn't that what they do to your todger if you get an STD?Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostShe has repeatedly offered to stick said umbrella up my arse and open it, without actually doing so so I assume its an idle threatOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostIsn't that what they do to your todger if you get an STD?Comment
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostHow would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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