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Tips for dating a contractor

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    Tips for dating a contractor

    I am a 20 something Girl studying at Oxford, as a student things are finally hard even though my parents are well off they are trying to teach me the value of money by cutting me off so was thinking maybe finding a rich contractor, I had a few dates with one guy that I was hoping to be my new sugar daddy, but he only took me to a Chinese for dinner, I was at least hoping for a michelin starred place, so I skipped out before the end. Queue endless phone calls begging me to see him again, he promised to show me all the world has to offer, even Nandos so I decided to go for another drink with him, worse case I got a packet of fags and a G&T's before doing another runner.

    I think this might be a good career path for me, does anyone have any tips? Can I expense the Radiator Key and Gladiator Films I rented to get into the mind of a contractor? As I am having to pay out some money before the date can I write this off as a business expense, considering this is now my new career?

    #2
    Now, who is it who always spells "cue" as "queue"...
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Terrible attempt

      I think Kent Philips sockie master is behind this.
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Here's one: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1228616
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          A/S/L?

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            #6
            Sell your Body ????????

            Unless you're Fugly ....

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              #7
              Originally posted by User98 View Post
              Unless you're Fugly ....
              I prefer to only rent it out

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                #8
                Originally posted by User98 View Post
                Unless you're Fugly ....
                What kind of girl do you think I am!!!

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                  #9
                  Can we go Dutch?

                  I'll buy dinner and the rest of the night is on you....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Can we go Dutch?

                    I'll buy dinner and the rest of the night is on you....

                    You buy dinner, and I will buy breakfast

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