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    #11
    Will you be discussing how to differentiate between major and critical defects ?

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      #12
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Which implies that you have never done any testing (as you would rather claim benefits) which implies that all of your code is tulip and broken.
      I do testing as part of my job, I just find it boring and couldn't do it full time as a job.

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        #13
        No doubt there will be chats about how Developers look down on us but they would be lost without us.

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          ask the concierge / chef for the best restaurant in the area and make it an adventure.
          A good resturant in cloggers, chance will be a fine thing
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #15
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            A good resturant in cloggers, chance will be a fine thing
            Not looking very hard are you?

            You need to go to here ....

            Grand Hotel Karel V » Nederlands

            Me an a few fellow permies ran up a bill of 1500 euros when we went there for a meal. It was even funnier when the idiot that put the bill in got knocked back by our manager (just for a few days to scare the wits out of him and calm him and his amex down!!)

            Great place.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Troll View Post
              wtf do a bunch of testers discuss over a whole weekend? .... surely all you have is an input and an expected output... end of

              What's the collective noun for a group of testers?
              A tenacity of testers.
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

              Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
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                #17
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                A tenacity of testers.


                mm

                a testicle ?
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by bobspud View Post
                  Not looking very hard are you?

                  You need to go to here ....

                  Grand Hotel Karel V » Nederlands

                  Me an a few fellow permies ran up a bill of 1500 euros when we went there for a meal. It was even funnier when the idiot that put the bill in got knocked back by our manager (just for a few days to scare the wits out of him and calm him and his amex down!!)

                  Great place.
                  I've been to a few two Michelin starred places in cloggers and they've been pretty p!ss poor.

                  There are a few that are pretty good, but in cloggers, it's a bit of pot luck in the Michelin star range.
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    mm

                    a testicle ?
                    A Testy lot?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

                      I shall report when I can get out for a moment.

                      If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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