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    Perfume

    Ok Guys,

    I know all of you are gurus on this subject.

    I have a first date with a bit of stunner after work today, and were going for coffee! She hinted it would be nice to get a bottle of smelly for her.

    Which purfume do you suggest? I don't want to spend too much but I need to not appear cheap at the same time!

    I'm a bit lost here....

    #2
    Originally posted by GeorgeB View Post
    Ok Guys,

    I know all of you are gurus on this subject.

    I have a first date with a bit of stunner after work today, and were going for coffee! She hinted it would be nice to get a bottle of smelly for her.

    Which purfume do you suggest? I don't want to spend too much but I need to not appear cheap at the same time!

    I'm a bit lost here....
    Normally you just pay the hourly fee and that's it. Any extras you wish to buy her are entirely optional.

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      #3
      Originally posted by GeorgeB View Post
      Ok Guys,

      I know all of you are gurus on this subject.

      I have a first date with a bit of stunner after work today, and were going for coffee! She hinted it would be nice to get a bottle of smelly for her.

      Which purfume do you suggest? I don't want to spend too much but I need to not appear cheap at the same time!

      I'm a bit lost here....
      First date and she's on the scrounge already

      Hinted that it would be nice to get a bottle of smelly!!!!!

      I trust you said that as this is the 21st century, it should be an exchange of gifts and it would be nice if she got you a gold Rolex.

      I don't care how much of a stunner, she's not a catch she's a cadge. what she's actually hinted at is that it will cost you to go out on a date with her (probably a lot more once she starts ordering). If you're paying for a date (Bartering) how desperate are you?

      You can have a date with me for the cost of a meal (Not a Brillopad Pizza though)
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Yeah, I know. Spidey sense tells me gold digger, but I can take it on the chin for a bit.

        Did I say she was super stunning!

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          #5
          Originally posted by GeorgeB View Post
          Yeah, I know. Spidey sense tells me gold digger, but I can take it on the chin for a bit.

          Did I say she was super stunning!
          She'd have to be.

          Don't forget the Rohypnol
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            She'd have to be.

            Don't forget the Rohypnol
            Vodka, tonic, Rohypnol - check

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              #7
              You could probably guess her occupation already...

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                #8
                Originally posted by GeorgeB View Post
                Yeah, I know. Spidey sense tells me gold digger, but I can take it on the chin for a bit.

                Did I say she was super stunning!
                Its no good saying super stunning unless its backed up with pics

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  Its no good saying super stunning unless its backed up with pics
                  I dont have any pics, but in good community spirit I'm willing to get some!... if i get at least one mother flippin perfurme suggestion!

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                    #10
                    Your application as "Meal Ticket" is now officially under consideration...
                    Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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