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    A woman has been ordered to find a new doctor because her carbon footprint is too large


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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    A woman has been ordered to find a new doctor because her carbon footprint is too large


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    Nah, as the woman herself said in so many words, it's just an excuse to get shot of a high maintenance patient.

    It's obviously in a surgery's interest that as many patients as possible in their quotas are young and fit, or like me - Only seen a doctor once in 50 years, and that was for an itchy ear (Turned out I was using those Johnson's ear buds a bit too vigorously )
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