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    A woman has been ordered to find a new doctor because her carbon footprint is too large


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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    A woman has been ordered to find a new doctor because her carbon footprint is too large


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    Nah, as the woman herself said in so many words, it's just an excuse to get shot of a high maintenance patient.

    It's obviously in a surgery's interest that as many patients as possible in their quotas are young and fit, or like me - Only seen a doctor once in 50 years, and that was for an itchy ear (Turned out I was using those Johnson's ear buds a bit too vigorously )
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    The sea levels have been going down over the last couple of years, the global temperatures have been going down, the arctic ice has been increasing......and now......the CO2 levels have gone down::

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