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? Or are you calling Polge & MP munters?
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I kan't spel? Or are you calling Polge & MP munters?
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I know a very posh private school ( they call them public schools in England? ) former pupil who is a GP, she went online to find love and got matched with a bin man.Comment
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I thought you were a Java coder?Originally posted by minestrone View Post
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI thought you were a Java coder?
I did expect that
It was the good lady's friend who was round here earlier to go for a run with the gf. We have a new house, totaly undecorated, boxes everywhere, when I said "I want a 50 inch LCD for this room" she replied "I don't mean for this to sound the wrong way but all the poor people I have to do house visits to have these things"
Nearly kicked her out.
EDIT: the gf actually went to a pretty hard school in a fairly rough part of Glasgow, she just met these people in uni.Last edited by minestrone; 22 November 2009, 16:21.Comment
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She iz sayin' you iz a chav innit.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Honest to god, I was like whit, got ma kappa off, then was ready to go then she bolted out the door.Originally posted by Zippy View Post
She iz sayin' you iz a chav innit.Comment
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Here is a tip from days gone by: Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
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In fairness, I expect it probably does work with some women, but I am horribly repressed in some respects and am therefore not one of them.Originally posted by Platypus View PostBut unfortunately, it seems to work
I know a few ladies locally who have been charmed by the local guitar strumming gigolo. It seems to convey some depth of personality which some find irresistible
Better luck next time, MP. Trust me, there are some non-guitar-playing non-sleazy blokes out there. I hope you find one. Or at least get a decent sh@g!
My issue with him was more about his personality and how seriously he took himself, he was hilarious.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Well at least you got a laugh out of itOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
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I certainly did!Originally posted by Zippy View PostWell at least you got a laugh out of it
Mind you, a laugh is all well and good, but it doesn't keep you warm at night
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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