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Old 7th May 2009, 21:48   #1
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I got both my adolescent moggies (male & female) neutered today, and since they got back from the vets all the male has done is try and hump the female!
Talk about pointless
But 10/10 for effort
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Old 7th May 2009, 21:53   #2
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You do need to be careful with that kind of thing: http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyE...5461D820090507

I'm with your cat though. Since the snip I've been at it more than ever.
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Old 7th May 2009, 22:06   #3
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Thought they could do it chemically now-a-days
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Old 7th May 2009, 22:12   #4
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Your cat is pretty tough if it's still in the mood the same day it was sliced and diced. I don't think many men are in a position to take advantage of a vivisection within a few days at least?
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Old 7th May 2009, 22:29   #5
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I don't think many men are in a position to take advantage of a vivisection within a few days at least?
When you say "take advantage of a vivisection", do you mean like the butchers that use cows' hearts for sexual gratification, or the dubious practices of some particularly unpleasant hysterectomy surgeons? Because I'm not sure there's many men that have survived vivisection.
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Old 7th May 2009, 22:39   #6
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When you say "take advantage of a vivisection", do you mean like the butchers that use cows' hearts for sexual gratification, or the dubious practices of some particularly unpleasant hysterectomy surgeons? Because I'm not sure there's many men that have survived vivisection.
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I wondered what that lone man demonstrating outside the vasectomy clinic was about!
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He seems to have calmed down a little, but I had to put her in a separate room to get some peace and even then he was hurling himself at the door to get to her - poor thing
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He seems to have calmed down a little, but I had to put her in a separate room to get some peace and even then he was hurling himself at the door to get to her - poor thing
Well you know what they say about "You can take the boy out of the country....etc etc.."
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Mrs BP wants to get me done.........
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