Mail order brides

[BrilloPad]

Originally Posted by Pogle

Not watching the program, but yes they are.

And they hate it when we get together and talk about them!

Well it makes a change from talking about fluffy kittens I suppose....

[Mich the Tester]

All men know that when a woman says no, she really means yes.

[BrilloPad]

Originally Posted by Mich the Tester

All men know that when a woman says no, she really means yes.

And did that get you a "not guilty" verdict?

[Mich the Tester]

Originally Posted by BrilloPad

And did that get you a "not guilty" verdict?

Yes, his Honour Lord Justice Oldfarty-Itchyballs agreed that all this women’s lib was just namby-pamby newfangled PC nonsense. He did however caution me for allowing a woman to stray from the kitchen sink during the daytime.

[Pogle]

Originally Posted by BrilloPad

Well it makes a change from talking about fluffy kittens I suppose....

and our cute puppies...

[Pondlife]

Originally Posted by Pogle

and our cute puppies...

I think you'll find that's a common discussion amongst blokes too.

[Diver]

I had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox

[cailin maith]

Originally Posted by Diver

I had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox

Thats so lame.... but I can't help laughing....

[voodooflux]

Originally Posted by Diver

I had a mail order bride once. she was bluddy useless after the postman had hammered her through the letterbox

Couldn't he have taken her around the back entrance?

[Diver]

Originally Posted by voodooflux

Couldn't he have taken her around the back entrance?

I suggested that, but he said "That's the tradesman's entrance, I'm a professional"