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Old 3rd December 2008, 21:54   #11
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I really hope Rod gets stuck with a right cow cause I dont think I've ever seen such a repulsive arrogant pr*ck in my entire life.
I thought you were taken...

What you forget my dear is that although we men think with our bollox and appendage, we still rule the planet. However sad we may appear. Live with it.

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Old 3rd December 2008, 21:59   #12
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I thought you were taken...

What you forget my dear is that although we men think with our bollox and appendage, we still rule the planet. However sad we may appear. Live with it.

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Spoken like a true Mason
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Old 3rd December 2008, 21:59   #13
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I thought you were taken...

What you forget my dear is that although we men think with our bollox and appendage, we still rule the planet. However sad we may appear. Live with it.

Lots of love, Churchill.


So how come Mrs BP is always nagging me then?

On second thoughts dont answer that.....
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Old 3rd December 2008, 22:00   #14
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What you forget my dear is that although we men think with our bollox and appendage, we still rule the planet. However sad we may appear. Live with it.

Lots of love, Churchill.
Do you think?
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Old 3rd December 2008, 22:02   #15
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Only with his balls - when he has finished licking them that is.....
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Old 3rd December 2008, 22:03   #16
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Spoken like a true Mason
Nothing to do with Masonry. Quite why you brought that into the discussion I don't know. You could've said spoken like a Priest!

It is a fact of life, men rule the world.
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Sorry sweetie but SA was off on one..... I just thought that I'd let her know that the extra rib buys her nothing.
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Is anyone watching this program on Sky1?

Men are ridiculous!!!!!
Funny, there was a prog on sex tourism just the other night. Except this time it was middle-aged western women chasing a partner in the Dominican Republic (well the 10 minutes I saw was based there). The gigolos made little/feeble attempts to hide the fact they were already married and just up for some extra fun (and money), yet the women were convinced "this was the one!!!". I suppose that if you're desperate for something, you'll be easily convinced (and your wallet/purse soon emptied). Human nature, and it applies equally to both men and women.
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Funny, there was a prog on sex tourism just the other night. Except this time it was middle-aged western women chasing a partner in the Dominican Republic (well the 10 minutes I saw was based there). The gigolos made little/feeble attempts to hide the fact they were already married and just up for some extra fun (and money), yet the women were convinced "this was the one!!!". I suppose that if you're desperate for something, you'll be easily convinced (and your wallet/purse soon emptied). Human nature, and it applies equally to both men and women.
I saw the whole thing, the women were really pathetic in their attitudes.
Funniest bit had to be when they were asked if they considered themselves to be "sex tourists". So many "oh no"'s and "I'm certainly not that type"
Of course the fact that very of them actually had sex might have actually meant that they aren't really sex tourists
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Is anyone watching this program on Sky1?

Men are ridiculous!!!!!
Not watching the program, but yes they are.

And they hate it when we get together and talk about them!
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