What About AtW's Logon Analysis?

[Spartacus]

Whatever happened to the much promised who's who results? Or is AtW the man who put the "anal" into "analysis"?

For the prevention of all doubt, I'm Spartacus.

[AtW]

You look just like one of those guys on rollerblades.

[Spartacus]

You look just like one of those guys on rollerblades.

Nah, that was the version the studio didn't release. I tell you, those Sicilian pirates would tempt a saint.

[Lucifer Box]

Nah, that was the version the studio didn't release. I tell you, those Sicilian pirates would tempt a saint.

Ah, but would they tempt WageSlave, that's the key metric.

[WageSlave]

Ah, but would they tempt WageSlave, that's the key metric.

No, the real issue is whether I could tempt them

[Spartacus]

No, the real issue is whether I could tempt them

I've heard there's nothing a Sicilian pirate likes more than a bit of red hot contractor action. You could be in with a chance.

[Lucifer Box]

No, the real issue is whether I could tempt them

Slave, you could tempt the birds down out of the trees with your boyish charm.

[WageSlave]

Slave, you could tempt the birds down out of the trees with your boyish charm.

Unfortunately the birds usually do take to the trees when I display my boyish charms.

[Lucifer Box]

Unfortunately the birds usually do take to the trees when I display my boyish charms.

But is that because you were hiding in a bush in their front garden waiting for them to come home when you whipped out your boyish charms?

[SupremeSpod]

But is that because you were hiding in a bush in their front garden waiting for them to come home when you whipped out your boyish charms?

Who's bush? Not Laura FFS! I know you like oldies but FFS...