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25th November 2008, 19:43
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Should try harder
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What skills could you bring to a "Survivors" scenario?
I once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.
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25th November 2008, 19:52
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i'm pretty sure i can gut, skin and clean any animal
As for killing them... my survival is more important than theirs
catching the little bastards is a different matter though!
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25th November 2008, 19:54
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More time posting than coding
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I could do a nice online web system for your meat trading business
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25th November 2008, 20:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMark
I once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.
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killing lambs or sheep is easy enough, provided you have the right equipment. A stout pair of wellies and a blue-vein-thrombosis should just about do it, just sh@g the buggers to death.
I know that there is at least one person who posts here who is an expert, although its best to tread carefully as he can be a touch irritable
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25th November 2008, 20:04
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Originally Posted by EternalOptimist
killing lambs or sheep is easy enough, provided you have the right equipment. A stout pair of wellies and a blue-vein-thrombosis should just about do it, just sh@g the buggers to death.
I know that there is at least one person who posts here who is an expert, although its best to tread carefully as he can be a touch irritable
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"Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons."
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25th November 2008, 20:04
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Bazzalike
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25th November 2008, 20:10
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Originally Posted by cailin maith
I could burn a lot of toast |
all tribes need
a chief
a hunter
a gatherer
a shaman
an axeman
a spearman
a fisherman
a dominatrix with baby oil and a whip
nowhere, nowhere
in the tribes manual, does it say anything about a nun
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25th November 2008, 20:16
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Bazzalike
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EternalOptimist
all tribes need
a chief
a hunter
a gatherer
a shaman
an axeman
a spearman
a fisherman
nowhere, nowhere
in the tribes manual, does it say anything about a nun
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Who's going to keep all the heathens on the straight and narrow eh?
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25th November 2008, 20:22
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Originally Posted by cailin maith
Who's going to keep all the heathens on the straight and narrow eh?
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I'm sure I covered that one
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25th November 2008, 20:22
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Contractor Among Contractors
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMark
I once worked in a supermarket butchery department, so I'd know how to cut up pork chops. I don't know how easy/hard it is to kill a pig (or lamb) though.
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I think when it comes to survival, most people could chop up an animal to eat. They may not do it most efficiently or cleanly, but they would. |
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