Plan b - buying a pub

[Mich the Tester]

Originally Posted by minestrone

It is becoming a big issue of populist politics and a certain vote winner. I’m sure we will see Dave down at the local pub soon, downing a yard of ale

…and immediately falling over backwards while chundering all over his suit.

[EternalOptimist]

It strikes me that the type of people who relished the thought of stopping you having a fag in the boozer before going to the bookies, are exactly the same type of people who are relishing the demise of the pub.
They will be loving this.
And dickhead Darling puts more duty on ale, knowing that it will actually result in a reduced tax take.

[minestrone]

Originally Posted by Mich the Tester

…and immediately falling over backwards while chundering all over his suit.

Actually we should get William Hague down so we could see what the man ends up like drinking his 14 pints