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Old 14th November 2008, 15:10   #1
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Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????
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Old 14th November 2008, 15:12   #2
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Old 14th November 2008, 15:25   #3
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Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????
Can anyone be arsed to translate this Irvine Welsh-speak?
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Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????
'twas the aliens pet, 'onest!
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Old 14th November 2008, 15:36   #5
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Old 14th November 2008, 15:39   #6
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Can anyone be arsed to translate this Irvine Welsh-speak?
I'm a fluent speaker but I find it hard to read. Same way I'm a pretty good swearer but it always looks terrible written down.
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Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
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Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????
Tell her you were sectioned under the mental health act for a few days....she'll believe you believe me.
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