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Old 5th November 2008, 08:02   #11
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Q. How do you make a swissy laugh?

A. You put a gun to their head and shout LAUGH!
Q. How do you find a hot lover in Switzerland?

A. Just fall in love for any foreigner.
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'Bjorn again, Christian'






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