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Old 27th October 2008, 13:34   #1
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Default Kissed my first pay cheque. Does that make me evil?

A few years ago when I received my first pay cheque as a "high earning" contractor I kissed it before taking it to the bank. Kissed it saying "thank you for admitting me into the world of high earning contracting".

It was only £540(for the week).

They say that the "love" of money is the source of all evil. Does this mean I am evil? Anyone else "made love" with money?
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Old 27th October 2008, 13:36   #2
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No it means you will be jilted throughout 2009 ...
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Old 27th October 2008, 13:36   #3
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yes, next.
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Old 27th October 2008, 13:39   #4
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Anyone else "made love" with money?
No, but a few have "made love" to those who "make love" for money if that counts?
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Old 27th October 2008, 13:52   #5
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No, but a few have "made love" to those who "make love" for money if that counts?
Women?
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Old 27th October 2008, 14:32   #6
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have made love on money before..

it was Laos kip, about 1,500,000 ish (around £100)..

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Old 27th October 2008, 14:35   #7
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One time I was so excited at being a rich contractor that I put £50 down me undies. Just to have sex with it.


Those 50 pound coins certainly added a bit of 'swing' to my step.





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I kissed a cheque to pay off my mortgage. twice in fact. will I get to do it for a 3rd time?
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