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7th October 2008, 13:10
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My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.
I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
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7th October 2008, 13:11
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Contractor Among Contractors
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Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke
I really look a disgusting mess.
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7th October 2008, 13:13
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Contractor Among Contractors
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Originally Posted by Platypus
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That too. |
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7th October 2008, 13:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke
I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
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Sounds like AtW's idea of date night ...
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7th October 2008, 13:15
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Godlike
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Live in Morecambe bay. Currently working in Southern Germany.
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Just get the gimp to lick you clean.
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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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7th October 2008, 13:41
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TPDeity
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke
I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
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are you saying you spilt a bit of pot noodle or you spilt a bit of "pot noodle"? |
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7th October 2008, 13:42
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GreatestOfDads
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke
I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
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Maybe tomorrow you should use a bib? |
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7th October 2008, 14:14
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Contractor Among Contractors
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke
I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too.
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wipe it on the curtains.. HTH
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10th October 2008, 12:38
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Contractor Among Contractors
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Damn it!  Done it again. This shirt was new on this morning.
I've also managed to spatter the keyboard and a form that I have to send off.
Taking that 3 for £2 offer at Tesco's doesn't look such a good idea now. |
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10th October 2008, 12:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HairyArsedBloke
I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
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Given that you're probably surrounded by devs, no-one will really notice...
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