You'll know he's Welsh and a criminal because he's got a stammer

[n5gooner]

hiccup..........ops sorry..........that’s what happens with paid pub grub! the beer is nicer when you can call it "entertaining"

[Churchill]

hiccup..........ops sorry..........that’s what happens with paid pub grub! the beer is nicer when you can call it "entertaining"

I hope you got your guests to sign the receipt...

[Lucifer Box]

hiccup..........ops sorry..........that’s what happens with paid pub grub! the beer is nicer when you can call it "entertaining"

It's even nicer when you can call it "subsistence" and write it off against corporation tax.

[Churchill]

Uuuuuuuuuum.... hopefully it's a lot less than an amp.

Arm to arm lethal current is about 32mA or so.

I'd be surprised if the current is much in excess of a mA or so.

And a taser shoots two wires out to make a circuit, otherwise plod would get a shock too, so standing in puddles doesn't make a lot of difference.

But what would happen to the tazer if the darts short across a metal conductor?

[zeitghost]

It just shorts out.

The design of the thing must take account of this or their returns dept must be very busy fixing buggered tasers.

This is the concept behing the Zeitghost(tm) anti everything suit (with added codpiece).

Instead of the current flowing from one probe into you then out of you into the other probe, it just shorts the two probes together & voila! no shock.

Probly pisses off plod so much he shoots instead of course.

Further investigation reveals that a taser produces 50kV until skin contact, whereupon the voltage falls to 1200V at about 1.9mA at 17 pulses per second.

[n5gooner]

got it got it got it...........this is what you need

[n5gooner]

there just not Dr proof !