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The Art of the Banana Programmer

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    #11
    the de-facto guide to GM bannanas...

    http://www.bananalink.org.uk/future/future_3.htm
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #12
      Newly inspired, I'm going to have an organic banana with my breakfast.

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        #13
        "I wonder if you gave monkeys more bananas it would make them into .net programmers?"

        Not always. Some code monkeys may strive to keep the banana flow up by moving into .net. Others will see that a fairly good banana stream can be obtained by becoming a PM monkey, a management monkey or even a consultant monkey.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/C/code-monkey.html


          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #15
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish
            Others will see that a fairly good banana stream can be obtained by becoming a PM monkey, a management monkey or even a consultant monkey.
            I'll have you know I'm paid in peanuts.
            Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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              #16
              oh no......your on the slippery banana skin slope to being a code monkey then!
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #17
                cool site - almost hiring one for the fun!
                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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