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    Just been tasked with answering some Mr & Mrs type questions, so I thought I'd post a few to keep you (ok, myself) amused.

    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
    3. What is your least favourite chore?
    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
    5. What actor would you most like to play you?
    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
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    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

    On a smallholding in south Scotland, Cumbria or Wales, contracting 6 months a year.

    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?

    I won't eat anything I don't like.

    3. What is your least favourite chore?

    Picking up the dogs mess off the grass.

    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?

    A fireman, John McClaine from Die hard, and a lift engineer.

    5. What actor would you most like to play you?

    Robbie Coltraine.

    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?

    Satellite phone, GPS locator, Pimms and lemonade.

    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?

    Theme park ride designer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    Just been tasked with answering some Mr & Mrs type questions, so I thought I'd post a few to keep you (ok, myself) amused.

    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? Owning a coconut farm
    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks? risotto
    3. What is your least favourite chore? sex
    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with? andyw, denny, chico
    5. What actor would you most like to play you? Danny Devito
    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island? helicopter, brewery and a portrait of the queen
    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    Just been tasked with answering some Mr & Mrs type questions, so I thought I'd post a few to keep you (ok, myself) amused.

    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
    3. What is your least favourite chore?
    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
    5. What actor would you most like to play you?
    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
    1/ Retired with lots of time for playing golf, tennis, surfing and doing family stuf.
    2/ Steak - She overcooks it.
    3/ I dont do household chores, but if i did, I would hate Ironing the most.
    4/ Liz Hurly, Alisa Milano and Shannon Elizabeth
    5/ Matt Damon
    6/ Working Satelite phone, Food and Fresh Water.
    7/ Rugby Coach

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    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
    3. What is your least favourite chore?
    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
    5. What actor would you most like to play you?
    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
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    6. Boat, Fuel, Supplies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
    3. What is your least favourite chore?
    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
    5. What actor would you most like to play you?
    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
    1. 5 years older. Probably doing work for VSO.
    2. N/A. I'm single.
    3. Washing the floors
    4. Any 3 women whose lift engineer boyfriends are on a promise that night
    5. John Candy
    6. String, Knife and rifle to shoot any muppet who tries to rescue me
    7. Butcher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diver View Post
    1. Boat, Fuel, Supplies
    Change 'Supplies' to 'Map of the ocean' and you wouldn't need any others?

    I'll go for: hollowed out volcano, laser, evil laugh. And a no Bond sign.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tay View Post
    1/ Retired with lots of time for playing golf, tennis, surfing and doing family stuf.
    2/ Steak - She overcooks it.
    3/ I dont do household chores, but if i did, I would hate Ironing the most.
    I'm hoping she overcooks the steak on purpose seeing as you have so much time on your hands and don't do any chores.
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    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    Just packing the suitcase for France.....

    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
    Salmon steaks and salad on a Friday night when I really want a fillet steak and chips

    3. What is your least favourite chore?
    Anything that I "have" to do is a chore....

    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
    The classic list; Marilyn Monroe, Einstein and Churchill

    5. What actor would you most like to play you?
    Bruce Willis

    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
    My wife, my sunglasses and a big boat.

    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
    Classic car dealer
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    Just been tasked with answering some Mr & Mrs type questions, so I thought I'd post a few to keep you (ok, myself) amused.

    1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
    2. What is your least favourite meal that your partner cooks?
    3. What is your least favourite chore?
    4. Which 3 people would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
    5. What actor would you most like to play you?
    6. What 3 things would you take on a desert island?
    7. What job would you do if not in your current job?
    1) In NZ with BGG on the beach
    2) Jelly
    3) Ironing / Hovering - so I dont do them
    4) BGG, Orlando Bloom & a good looking contortionist
    5) I would never let them make a movie
    6) BGG, PC & a satalite internet hook up
    7) Unemployed Lotto winner
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    Growing up is optional

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