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Old 23rd July 2008, 19:27   #151
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gives dog a bone: You do not have a bone to give to the dog.
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Old 23rd July 2008, 19:30   #152
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gives dog a bone: You do not have a bone to give to the dog.
I just think dog and I have a bone!

Inventory please! Is it still :-

You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card, this appears to be for a mobile phone.
a small silver disc with no markings
a small blue key
a USB flash drive
a glass marble

You are holding a torch
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
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Old 23rd July 2008, 19:31   #153
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Inventory:

Inventory

You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card
a small silver disc
a small blue key
a marble

You are holding a torch, it is switched on.
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
You have your right arm elbow-deep inside a pitt bull terrier, it looks quite confused.
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Old 23rd July 2008, 19:34   #154
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Inventory:

Inventory

You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card
a small silver disc
a small blue key
a marble

You are holding a torch, it is switched on.
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
You have your right arm elbow-deep inside a pitt bull terrier, it looks quite confused.
gandalf told me to take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier.
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Old 23rd July 2008, 19:37   #155
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take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier: You stab the pitt bull terrier in the eye with the blue key. The pitt bull terrier is now half blind, and angry.
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Old 23rd July 2008, 19:44   #156
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take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier: You stab the pitt bull terrier in the eye with the blue key. The pitt bull terrier is now half blind, and angry.
Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead.
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Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead: You tear the dog in half. It is dead.

Your leg is bleeding.

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Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead: You tear the dog in half. It is dead.

Your leg is bleeding.

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Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm.
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Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm: You remove the dog from your arm. You tear your suit and bandage your leg and arm. You are no longer losing blood.
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Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm: You remove the dog from your arm. You tear your suit and bandage your leg and arm. You are no longer losing blood.
push blue key into Churchill's good eye. when churchill can no longer see kick him in the nads.
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