I've been worried for 30 years that I might have gay tendencies

Moose423956 · 23rd July 2008, 12:03

I used to watch the '70s hit TV show called Monkey (see FiveTimes avatar), as I'm sure many of you did. In the show was a young male Buddhist priest called Tripitaka.

Tripitaka was very pretty, and I thought quite sexy too. Ever since then I've been worried that I might be a bit gay because I fancied another male.

Imagine my relief when I just found out that Tripitaka was played by a woman! Her name is Masako Natsume, and boy was she sexy.

That's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you.

TheBigYinJames · 23rd July 2008, 12:04

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Originally Posted by Moose423956

That's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you.

Homo.

The Lone Gunman · 23rd July 2008, 12:04

I bet you had a secret fondness for pigsy too

cailin maith · 23rd July 2008, 12:07

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Originally Posted by Moose423956

I used to watch the '70s hit TV show called Monkey (see FiveTimes avatar), as I'm sure many of you did. In the show was a young male Buddhist priest called Tripitaka.

Tripitaka was very pretty, and I thought quite sexy too. Ever since then I've been worried that I might be a bit gay because I fancied another male.

Imagine my relief when I just found out that Tripitaka was played by a woman! Her name is Masako Natsume, and boy was she sexy.

That's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you.

you only just found this out?????

Oh Dear, Moose...... I do worry about you!!

EternalOptimist · 23rd July 2008, 12:07

she has changed a lot since then

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7627_koni2.jpg

daviejones · 23rd July 2008, 12:07

So, we have a gay Moose...what is the rest of the joke?

Diver · 23rd July 2008, 12:10

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Originally Posted by TheBigYinJames

Homo.

A simple Moostake that anyone (gay) could make

Moose423956 · 23rd July 2008, 12:10

And here she is.

miffy · 23rd July 2008, 12:14

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Originally Posted by TheBigYinJames

Homo.

It's because of the way he was reared.

Moscow Mule · 23rd July 2008, 12:17

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Originally Posted by EternalOptimist

she has changed a lot since then

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7627_koni2.jpg

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Tragically, Masako Natsume died of leukaemia on 11 September 1985, aged 27, just over 6 years after finishing work on Monkey.

Falsehoods:
1) The series didn't end because of her illness - she became ill years after she finished work on Monkey
2) She wasn't bald because of the leukaemia - it was a bald head "wig".

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