I've been worried for 30 years that I might have gay tendencies

[sasguru]

Did you hear about the gay moose who walked into a bar?
No neither did I.

[boo.boo]

Originally Posted by sasguru

Did you hear about the gay moose who walked into a bar?
No neither did I.

Or the one about the two pieces of string?

Afraid not.

[Diver]

Originally Posted by boo.boo

Or the one about the two pieces of string?

Afraid not.

Or the Quadriplegic pole vaulter

[EternalOptimist]

Two hunters went gay moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic moose costume and learned the mating call of a gay moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it.

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the gay moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. Sporting a three foot pan handle. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front said, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

[Moose423956]

This is where she's buried.

[Moose423956]

Originally Posted by EternalOptimist

Two hunters went gay moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic moose costume and learned the mating call of a gay moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it.

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the gay moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. Sporting a three foot pan handle. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front said, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

Well, I don't like to brag...

[BrilloPad]

Originally Posted by Moose423956

I used to watch the '70s hit TV show called Monkey (see FiveTimes avatar), as I'm sure many of you did. In the show was a young male Buddhist priest called Tripitaka.

Tripitaka was very pretty, and I thought quite sexy too. Ever since then I've been worried that I might be a bit gay because I fancied another male.

Imagine my relief when I just found out that Tripitaka was played by a woman! Her name is Masako Natsume, and boy was she sexy.

That's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you.

And do you wear eyeliner? Do you enjoy HAB's posts?

[OwlHoot]

Originally Posted by Moose423956

I used to watch the '70s hit TV show called Monkey (see FiveTimes avatar), as I'm sure many of you did. In the show was a young male Buddhist priest called Tripitaka.

Tripitaka was very pretty, and I thought quite sexy too. Ever since then I've been worried that I might be a bit gay because I fancied another male.

Imagine my relief when I just found out that Tripitaka was played by a woman!

Yes, but there must be plenty of thai ladyboys every bit as pretty as her.

So you're not off the hook ..

[wobbegong]

Originally Posted by Moose423956

That's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you.

plums

[EternalOptimist]

I wonder if any of the female members of the congrgation have ever felt uneasy about fancying a bird, then to their relief discovered it was a guy


david Bowie
that elf guy from LOTR
that singer guy from soft cell
myriad other gay people in the 'entertainment' industry




just wondering