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The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI must be on your ignore list as you haven't answered my questions.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostBrillo sits down and starts singing about gold.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI'm glad someone dug this up.
Do you look good in Lycra?
Can you fix punctures?
As for the second question, if it's a used condom, probably time to throw it out.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostSince he's ignoring you, let me offer advice. He's male, therefore the answer to the first question is no.
Originally posted by WTFH View PostAs for the second question, if it's a used condom, probably time to throw it out."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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What is the secret of a successful marriage?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostSince he's ignoring you, let me offer advice. He's male, therefore the answer to the first question is no.
As for the second question, if it's a used condom, probably time to throw it out.
I think he has armoured tyres like any sensible cyclist.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Next time you're up on my roof, would you take a bucket of mortar with you - there's a couple of loose ridge tiles that need sorting out. CheersComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat is the secret of a successful marriage?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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