Classic Leaving Card Messages

[norrahe]

"would the last person to leave, please turn out the lights"

So many of us left that department because our new boss was a twunt.

[suityou01]

not in the spirit of the thread but on topic at least

me (a male)

got a leaving card from my last permie gig yonks ago. Parted on really good terms, tears and everything.

When I got home one message in the card was red out by SY02

"I will really miss those hazy summer lunch times when we would fling off all our clothes and run naked through the fields, love George"



It was one of the developers. Sarky p*ss taker that he was

[Sysman]

The best leaving card I've seen was done with a Colditz POW theme.

It was very close to the truth (Japanese company, employee for life etc).

[blacksheep]

(to the most unhelpful person in our office, who was well known for shoulder-sloping abilities of world champoinship quality)

Thank you for all your help

[mudskipper]

My leaving card from permiedom, one of the Indian ladies had written, "Thank you, you were quite helpful". I'm hoping it was lost in translation!

[doodab]

My personal favourites

"He came, he saw, he farted"

"The canteen will go out of business now"

[BolshieBastard]

Be seein' you!

[Alf W]

Going back a few years one of our Permies pulled the old 'resign on a Friday, come back on Monday as a contractor. When his contract finished he wasn't renewed.

Comment from the boss? "You only leave twice"

[realityhack]

Choose a name belonging to no-one in the office - and slot a 'Best wishes' in from that person for every card that passes by.

[NotAllThere]

"would the last person to leave, please turn out the lights"

So many of us left that department because our new boss was a twunt.

Would the last person to leave tell the boss to turn his own ****ing lights off.