Just leaving Leeds after visiting a client today...

[scooterscot]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up?

Feck can't get to the airport quick enough.

[Lance]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up?

Feck can't get to the airport quick enough.

Manchester Airport?
More woofters there than Leeds. Good luck.

[Mordac]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up?

Feck can't get to the airport quick enough.

Just console yourself with the thought that the poor bastard has way more issues than you do...

[xoggoth]

Wouldn't mention butter, he might get the wrong idea.

[scooterscot]

Like a midget at a urinal... I'm gonna have to stay on my toes.

[OwlHoot]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up? ...

So as bread nearly always lands butter side down, that means you're a minority?

Well it must be a great relief for you to "come out" on CUK after all this time.

[scooterscot]

So as bread nearly always lands butter side down, that means you're a minority?

I just kneeeeew someone was going to pick up on that.

[DimPrawn]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up?

Feck can't get to the airport quick enough.

Homophobia alive and well on CUK.

[scooterscot]

Homophobia alive and well on CUK.

Your avatar is well named.

[xoggoth]

Have you looked at this?

tubecrush.net

Not sure there's a version for Leeds area but if so, you may have a top rating!

At my age I'd be glad if anything fancied me, a dead frog would be better than nothing.