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    Grandparents Give You Cancer

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    Grandparents are inadvertently exposing their grandchildren to cancer by giving them too many treats and allowing them to loaf around, public health experts have warned.
    I thought the whole point of grandparents was that they spoil you rotten.

    Is there any aspect of our existence that's immune to these interfering health nazis?
    Last edited by Big Blue Plymouth; 14 November 2017, 22:11.

    #2
    Actually grandparents can be responsible for the reason you have cancer, diabetes etc as they give you their fecking genes.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      Actually grandparents can be responsible for the reason you have cancer, diabetes etc as they give you their fecking genes.
      so go back in time and delete them. - then you won't have their krappy genes.
      simple, - umm isn't it?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        so go back in time and delete them. - then you won't have their krappy genes.
        simple, - umm isn't it?
        Yep.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
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          FFS I thought the whole point of grandparents was that they spoil you rotten.

          Is there any aspect of our existence that's immune to these interfering health nazis?
          I bet you supported Brexit.

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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            I bet you supported Brexit.
            arfur faukesayke

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              #7
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              arfur faukesayke
              Calm down. He is a classic angry paranoid cretin.

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                #8
                obviously haven't met our Kids grandparents. Marathon runners in their 80s.

                Kids have to run to keep up with them.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  I bet you supported Brexit.
                  FFS, Don't you ever change the record?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
                    FFS, Don't you ever change the record?
                    Nope
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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