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Who the f' pees in a swimming pool?

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    #21
    A life guard caught me peeing in the pool once. He shouted so loudly I jumped and nearly fell in.
    And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
      And poo

      They like to swim around in their own sh!t it makes them feel British and independent
      British pools for British people

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        #23
        Originally posted by tiggat View Post
        British pools for British tulip
        FTFY
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #24
          Of course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.

          Call yersel contractors! Pah!



          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #25
            Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
            Of course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.

            Call yersel contractors! Pah!



            qh
            Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #26
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?
              Like having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?

              I have heard about these sort of places in Surrey. I thought it was just sasguru.....

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                #27
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Like having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?
                Do you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?

                Are you a permie?
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Do you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?

                  Are you a permie?
                  I just hate guests.

                  The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    It seems that it is the Brexiters who pee in pools
                    The Remainers have already spent so much of their day wetting their underwear that there is sod all left by the time they get their water wings on.

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I just hate guests.

                      The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....
                      Don't you mean the last time you filled one in?
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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