I survived Storm Aileen

[original PM]

The only woman oPM knows is his mum, so don't engage too much, or he'll get the wrong idea.

Oh but you are a lady too - -and no need to be shy.

I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?

Only small ones mind you!

[northernladyuk]

Oh but you are a lady too - -and no need to be shy.

I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?

Only small ones mind you!

Riiiiiiight. That's confirmed a couple of things.

[ladymuck]

Oh but you are a lady too - -and no need to be shy.

I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?

Only small ones mind you!

It's good that you check yourself regularly. Testicular cancer affects more men than you'd think and is easily treatable if caught early.

[northernladyuk]

It's good that you check yourself regularly. Testicular cancer affects more men than you'd think and is easily treatable if caught early.

Mum keeps an eye out when she's changing his pads.

[original PM]

It's good that you check yourself regularly. Testicular cancer affects more men than you'd think and is easily treatable if caught early.

Find me a man who doesn't check his tackle every few hours and I will buy you a pint!