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New Demanding and Arrogant Contract BA at Client Co
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostComment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostOk, so now all the BAs are assembled on the thread, dribbling from their weak jaws. Dragging their prolapsed organs along the ground to the daily scrum. Gurning on payday like jimmy saville inserting his old boy into a recently deceased tramp.
NorthernLineUk, WTFH, MF , radish2008, etc...all those fake BAs. All the beta males together in one low impact group.
A question for you - how did you let yourselves go that much? Surely failure was not an overnight process, but something
that you worked at? Death by a 1000 cuts to your self esteem. A catalogue of overestimations on the scope
of your limited talents.
How is it in the toss post of life? Grasping the sh1t end of the stick to try and drag yourself out of the swamp, but inevitably losing grip and falling back in to the cesspit. Not waving but drowning. And when thrown a life belt, you try and eat it- thinking its a doughnut- and then you sink into the poo never to be seen again.
Feck me, you're doing the ContractorUK Hookey Cookey. In, out, in out, shake it all about. Just remember more than three shakes is dodgy.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostCan I click "like" on my own post? What a classic piece of work. I'm laughing my little cock off and that's largely why I'm here. Ciao losers.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostI'm just about to plate up a bean pate and enjoy with some water biscuits by the pool. After my lunchtime dip, I'll be back to offer you some more insights. So enjoy your Nanna nap - i'll see you later MATE.
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Ok I'm back - tanned up and slightly fatter. Where's the beta group?
If you want me off the thread then I would like to offer everyone the opportunity to pull me off.Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostOk I'm back - tanned up and slightly fatter. Where's the beta group?
If you want me off the thread then I would like to offer everyone the opportunity to pull me off.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostDidn't your mum pull you off when she was giving you your bath?
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostWe're at mum gags now?
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostLook at you, responding to the little digs. A winner would let it all fly past and drive the conversation, but you're utterly lost. If you can't take on the CUK cretinocracy, where do you go next?
As I said before, I am not here to boost my ego.
This is not a conversation - this is a lesson in leadership. Everyone else can see that you are on my dick now since you woke up from your snooze.Comment
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