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    Man with DEVAST8 face tattoo struggling to get a job*

    A New Zealand man with a large DEVAST8 face tattoo says it is preventing him from finding a job.



    How has he not thought about just growing a beard, better be thought a hipster than a moron
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    Lol I saw that. What a tool.
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    Surely a circus or freak show must have an opening somewhere.

    He probably just needs to broaden his horizons

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    Being 19, fresh out of prison isn't doing him any favors either...

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    I read this and TBF he had it done to him by his cellmate (and brother) while paralytic..

    How do inmates get access to tattoo pens anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sal View Post
    Being 19, fresh out of prison isn't doing him any favors either...
    He is not fit for the criminal fraternity either because he is too recognisable.
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    Options:

    1) grow a beard
    2) get the rest of your face done the same colour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    Options:

    1) grow a beard
    2) get the rest of your face done the same colour
    3) wear balaklava at work...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    3) wear balaklava at work...
    If you're a bank robber, it would be part of the uniform anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    If you're a banker, it should be part of the uniform anyway
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