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    #71
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    One of my school friends' parents owned a shop and they had a big scary dog - unless you knew it and he knew you. Anyway their shop got burgled. However the burglars made sure they fed the dog poisoned meat first.

    My friend and her parents were more upset about the dog being killed than losing their stock.
    Happened to a neighbors dog when we lived in Thailand, a poisoned Steak thrown over the wall
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #72
      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
      Spoke to Car insurance company yesterday and the way they treated me it was as if I had planned it all and was committing fraud. Two of the questions were "why do you think your car was stolen? Did you give anyone reason to do this?" WTF?

      qh
      Which insurer was it, I would like to avoid them in the future.

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        #73
        Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
        My idea now is to have some fake set of car keys left out but when they get in the car it immediately locks them in it without it starting.
        British Leyland tried something along those lines, and it wasn't hugely successful, I'm afraid...

        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #74
          Originally posted by sal View Post
          Which insurer was it, I would like to avoid them in the future.
          esure.

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #75
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Happened to a neighbors dog when we lived in Thailand, a poisoned Steak thrown over the wall
            You can train a dog to not eat food unless it's given a command - but it's an effort.

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              #76
              Have to admit I was impressed with the Verisure setup.

              Thank you sasguru.

              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                #77
                Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                Tell you what its a different world. Where I live you hear of these things but its more like an urban myth....

                Mrs regularly forgets to lock the front door all day, or overnight. Or the back door is unlocked. Shes even gone out once or twice and left the front door wide open. Never any problems.

                If Im home I dont bother to lock the car on the driveway. (I do overnight).
                To be fair you could do that most places and it's still very low risk - unless you get people walking down your street trying all the doors and cars. Which presumably happens in some places.

                Probably it's one of those things where it's 100:1 rather than 1000:1 until a gang decides to target your street

                We're off the beaten track now so you'd have to specifically target us but on the other hand it's very secluded so if you did, nobody would see you and if we shouted nobody would hear. Security lights make it seem safer although when you've the curtains shut you cannot tell they've come on... must be a way to remedy that.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                  You can train a dog to not eat food unless it's given a command - but it's an effort.
                  Have you ever owned a Labrador
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Have you ever owned a Labrador
                    Or a Bull Terrier. They do eat concrete from time to time.

                    qh
                    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                      esure.

                      usure?
                      esure.
                      bsure?
                      isure.
                      ysure?
                      rsure.
                      osure.


                      Don't ever ask for four candles.
                      Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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