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    #11
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I'm The Daddy, now .

    Presumably this is the Mummy then...

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
      @admin, - i might be new here, but i've NEVER been described as 'nervous'
      Welcome to the free-for-all that is general - Good Luck

      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #13
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        @admin, - i might be new here, but i've NEVER been described as 'nervous'
        You are lucky you have not been -ve repped enough to be always on the bench...

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          You will be nervous soon. The main posters in general are Fred West, Ian Brady and Harold Shipman. And they have your home address.....
          and i've got a cricket bat.....................

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            #15
            Originally posted by BR14 View Post
            and i've got a cricket bat.....................
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              #16
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              and i've got a cricket bat.....................
              Personally I keep Mrs BP handy....

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Personally I keep Mrs BP handy....
                Which one?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  and i've got a cricket bat.....................
                  A cricket bat?

                  Yes, you're a n00b, and yes, you should be nervous....

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                    and i've got a cricket bat.....................
                    CUK standard issue, as below.

                    I don't know about a cricket bat, but a thick book (possibly the bible) didn't stop a bullet and someone being killed recently.

                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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