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    #31
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Start off with a list of clever CUK posters. That will narrow it down somewhat.
    Someone Pm'ed me with the details

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      #32
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      Someone Pm'ed me with the details

      What the list of smart posters?

      Were you on it
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #33
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        What the list of smart posters?

        Were you on it
        Lol no whose sockie Lady is.

        seeing as rarely post anywhere but general I would be unlikely to be on a list of smart posters...

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          #34
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          Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
          What, the Americans?

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            #35
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            Lol no whose sockie Lady is.

            seeing as rarely post anywhere but general I would be unlikely to be on a list of smart posters...
            That's where you would be wrong.

            Plenty of smart arses in General
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #36
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              I hadn't read the whole story, I'd assumed it was a typical home defence small handgun.

              At the very least you'd test-fire by shooting another book!

              Though with the desert eagle maybe it would pack enough punch to kill the heart or damage it beyond repair if fired directly at the person from 30cm, regardless of what book was in the way.
              Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
                Though with the desert eagle maybe it would pack enough punch to kill the heart or damage it beyond repair if fired directly at the person from 30cm, regardless of what book was in the way.
                bit of fun

                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
                  Though with the desert eagle maybe it would pack enough punch to kill the heart or damage it beyond repair if fired directly at the person from 30cm, regardless of what book was in the way.
                  Absolutely : Commotio cordis

                  A young woman was killed only the other day when a soda bottle or similar exploded and the top struck her chest.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    That's where you would be wrong.

                    Plenty of smart arses in General
                    Yeah - think we were looking for smart people not smart arses!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by original PM View Post
                      Yeah - think we were looking for smart people not smart arses!

                      Sometimes we just have to make do with what we have
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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