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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPersonally I like those pub urinals with 3 sensors where you have to aim balls past the goalkeeper.
Apparently at the last CUK meet up NLyUK got top score....The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWas that a conscious choice?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostYes. Didn't want any of my brood walking this planet. One of me is enough!Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostI bet you split those Viagras in half don't you?
Still I guess your ability to choke pole is unimpeded, which is the most important consideration for someone in your position.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostStrange comment. A picture is emerging of you as an impotent, impecunious, alcoholic beach bum with no assets.
Still I guess your ability to choke pole is unimpeded, which is the most important consideration for someone in your position.Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostSo in your minds eye you are picturing me drunk on a beach choking down pole?Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostBlimey. That's a bit of a strange question.
It's not funny. So I can't see why you would post it."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWell he did raise the matter of kids, and the "breeding friends" comment seemed a little unusual. But please, feel free to carry on cringing.
The way to ask the question even in coarse society is "Has she reached the menopause?" or more politely but still fecking nosey "Are you able to have children?"
"You" is plural as may not be down to her whether they have children as I know a couple where the husband has had testicular cancer and is lucky to be alive."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostIf you liquidated everything- how much are you worth then (excluding pensions)?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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