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UK population rise of 538,000 is biggest for 70 years

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    #41
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Why do they keep saying the UK? It's England's population alone that's increasing.
    yeah everyone wants to get out of scotland
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #42
      Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
      Well 52% of the UK population...
      Well I guarantee you the same percentage will be confused our laws have not changed when they are supposedly under out control.

      They'll probably complain too when invasion of privacy takes off big time and their mobile phone charges go through the roof Swiss style when they visit the continent.
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #43
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        yeah everyone wants to get out of scotland
        If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #44
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.
          Autoreply number 36.

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            #45
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.
            So how does the German electorate need to vote to get rid of you?

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              #46
              Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
              Autoreply number 36.
              Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?


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                #47
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?


                I thought it was 'His ex-wives and the Official Receiver ended up with the lot.'

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?


                  That's autoreply number one.

                  Scotterscot has autoreplies that are basically UK/Conseratives - bad, Scotland/EU - great.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                    I thought it was 'His ex-wives and the Official Receiver ended up with the lot.'
                    The dinner party was headed for disaster.

                    One man, an insurance salesman, was monopolizing the conversation with a lengthy account of recent litigation involving himself. Since two other guests were lawyers, the host was becoming increasingly uneasy.

                    "In the end," the salesman concluded, "you know who got all the money." I cringed. "The lawyers!" he shouted.

                    There was embarrassed silence at the table. Until the wife of one lawyer said, "Oh, I love a story with a happy ending."


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                      #50
                      Has Komrade Korbyn offered them all someone else's property? What a generous guy.

                      Property is theft Komrade!

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