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    Oh Jesus, WWW is starting!!

    Sitting at my desk at home quietly working, now all I can here are large artillery guns going off.

    It's starting!!!!!!!!

    What should I do?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    That's your headboard going as Brillo sorts your missus out.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      That's your headboard going as Brillo sorts your missus out.
      Well it did stop after 30 seconds, so you're probably right.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Sitting at my desk at home quietly working, now all I can here are large artillery guns going off.

        It's starting!!!!!!!!

        What should I do?

        Get in touch with a medical professional.

        It sounds like they have got you dosage wrong again and you are suffering mild instability.
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Well it did stop after 30 seconds, so you're probably right.
          They're out of ammo already? Crikey, those army training budget cuts must be worse than I thought!
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Well it did stop after 30 seconds, so you're probably right.
            give it ten minutes they don't call him triple Iron Dad for nothing!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              They're out of ammo already? Crikey, those army training budget cuts must be worse than I thought!
              And none of them hit the intended target. MF escapes again.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Sitting at my desk at home quietly working, now all I can here are large artillery guns going off.

                It's starting!!!!!!!!

                What should I do?
                Stop eating sprouts and beans.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Its probably just your son arriving home from school early.

                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Hats off to Mrs MF for moving house to Tyneham and then going to visit family in Australia.

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