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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostAlso, registered kebab "hothouses" dotted around cities. That way, if I'm bidding on the site and im doing well but I'm light on stock, I may be able to borrow kebabs from another part of town. Sell those kebabs at a profit during peak time. Then during quiet time I buy kebabs cheaper and replace the borrowed stock at the silo. Locking in a profit.
And, once a deal is done to deliver a kebab. I, as the deliverer who won the bid, can simply sell the deal on to another deliverer who is nearer the drop off and has less cost to drop off. Kebabs direct facilitates that transaction and takes a commission.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGreat idea. You can get Jade Goody to be the face & kebab of your kebab.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGreat idea. You can get Jade Goody to be the face & kebab of your kebab.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostYou need to consider kebab futures and collateralised derivatives.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOh Bugger, its been passed the wrong way
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by GJABSOne idea is you could sell "English" kebabs. Made in England with English ingredients, with guaranteed non-halal or kosher meat. With the rise of nationalism, and pride in this country, you might be on to a winner selling to those who newly value those attributes.Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostI think you missed the point, Tom.
I'm a kebab broker. A stinky fixer, if you like.
I hook you up to a kebab. That kebab may not have come from a kebab shop, per se.
Get it? It's scalable.
There are a lot of Turks in North London that can do a mean shish in a sandwhich maker.
Or, if you are small and want to speculate - you could go and buy 20 kebabs which you store at home. Then, you get on the kebabs direct site and bid for the jobs - then you get on your moped and shift that stock at a profit.
That's Deliveroo.Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostI'm a kebab broker. A stinky fixer, if you like.
I hook you up to a kebab. That kebab may not have come from a kebab shop, per se.
Sooner or later they will fall off the wagon and go for a kebab then you've got them again, you'll have a circular motion of fatties getting addicted to 'babs and then going cold turkey (or cold chicken doner), with you making a fat pile of cash on both sides of the equation.
It will be just like the food industry selling low-fat "diet" options with extra sugar - the more you eat the diet options, the fatter you get SO - here's the clever part - the more you eat the diet options. Ker-ching!Comment
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