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    Old age....

    I now realise that old age is a race.

    It is a race between your nose hair and eyebrow hair to see who can get to your cheeks the fastest.

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.


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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    I now realise that old age is a race.

    It is a race between your nose hair and eyebrow hair to see who can get to your cheeks the fastest.

    qh
    Why do you hate ear hair? Racist!

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      #3
      Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
      Why do you hate ear hair? Racist!
      There's a chap in his fifties down the way who seems to have a three way race going on.

      His ear hair is quite possibly winning. I don't think he is married.

      qh
      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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