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    #31
    20. Day I passed my DT (after failing a few times) went on a sesh with a mate who was a Marine.

    He had to carry me home, his mother put me to bed (leave it!) had a few too many blackouts, which was scary.

    I blame those first edition alcopops (Two Dogs?) like necking neat jif lemon.

    I was dry heaving for two days afterwards was convinced I'd ruptured my diaphragm.


    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #32
      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
      20. Day I passed my DT (after failing a few times) went on a sesh with a mate who was a Marine.

      He had to carry me home, his mother put me to bed (leave it!) had a few too many blackouts, which was scary.

      I blame those first edition alcopops (Two Dogs?) like necking neat jif lemon.

      I was dry heaving for two days afterwards was convinced I'd ruptured my diaphragm.


      qh
      A friends mother putting you to bed and then black outs.

      Who are we to judge what might have happened
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #33
        Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
        20. Day I passed my DT (after failing a few times) went on a sesh with a mate who was a Marine.

        He had to carry me home, his mother put me to bed (leave it!) had a few too many blackouts, which was scary.

        I blame those first edition alcopops (Two Dogs?) like necking neat jif lemon.

        I was dry heaving for two days afterwards was convinced I'd ruptured my diaphragm.
        You mad!?!

        If anyone in the armed forces offers you a drinking session make excuses.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #34
          There was another time, also in Portsmouth, when I went out drinking and had a black out midway through the night. I woke up the next morning cursing my hangover and when I opened my eyes, to my extreme surprise, I saw a woman lying next to me in bed.

          Until I opened my eyes I thought I was alone and, upon looking at her, I had absolutely no idea who she was.
          "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

          https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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            #35
            Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
            20. Day I passed my DT (after failing a few times) went on a sesh with a mate who was a Marine.

            He had to carry me home, his mother put me to bed (leave it!) had a few too many blackouts, which was scary.

            I blame those first edition alcopops (Two Dogs?) like necking neat jif lemon.

            I was dry heaving for two days afterwards was convinced I'd ruptured my diaphragm.


            qh
            Good effort!
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #36
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              A friends mother putting you to bed and then black outs.

              Who are we to judge what might have happened
              Stiffler's mom?

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                #37
                Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                Stiffler's mom?
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  You mad!?!

                  If anyone in the armed forces offers you a drinking session make excuses.
                  I'd been at Uni for a year and though yeah I'll show him! Yes, I was quite naive.

                  Little did i know how watered down the Uni bar lager was!

                  qh
                  He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                  I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    A friends mother putting you to bed and then black outs.

                    Who are we to judge what might have happened
                    Your Friend was called Northern Baby UK?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #40
                      I did get very drunk when I was about 18 and blacked out. Weird thing was according to trustworthy reports, I behaved during those missing hours with absolute decorum and appeared almost sober.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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