Originally posted by sasguru
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The 50 year old programmer
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThe best programmers are orders of magnitiude more efficient than the average programmer.
Originally posted by NigelJK View PostRubber ducking = Cardboard cut out. One of the few terms coined by ICL.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou do know this is sas you are talking to here?
He could not be trusted to count his fingers and toes and get the same number twice.
And the nearest he gets to "interviewing" anyone is when he lifts the front gate barrier to let them into the facility.
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostIf you want input, I would suggest you concentrate on letting go of the ego. Then maybe you can move forward.
So why have you ended up in some backwater in the med then?
You must be a real misfit if you can't live a beach bum life in Oz.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou must be a real misfit if you can't live a beach bum life in Oz.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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50 years old? A youngster!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI don't want input.
So why have you ended up in some backwater in the med then?
You must be a real misfit if you can't live a beach bum life in Oz.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHe quipped, from the depths of his spouse's eco-shed at the far end of the garden.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Post50 years old? whippersnapper!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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