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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    And for a small minority of us, the pocket.
    Come again? I don't think I've seen you mention this before.....

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      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Some wake-up news for Generation Y

      Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

      Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem.
      The world will expect you to accomplish something
      BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

      Rule 3: You will NOT make £60,000 a year right out of school.
      You won't be a vice-president with a carphone until you earn both.

      Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till
      you get a boss.

      Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
      Your Grandparents had a different word for burger
      flipping: they called it opportunity.

      Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so
      don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

      Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as
      boring as they are now. They got that way from
      paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening
      to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So
      before you save the rain forest from the parasites of
      your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in
      your own room.

      Rule 8: Your school may have done away with
      winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some
      schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll
      give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right
      answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance
      to ANYTHING in real life.

      Rule 9: Life is not divided into terms. You don't
      get summers off and very few employers are
      interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that in
      your own time.

      Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people
      actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

      Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up
      working for one.
      Has the missus run off with your personal care assistant again?

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        If I read another May for uniting the country news story I'll punch the screen.

        If you want unity then stop tearing the country apart.
        Jesus.
        Brexit for unity is like shagging for virginity
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          If I read another May for uniting the country news story I'll punch the screen.

          If you want unity then stop tearing the country apart.
          Jesus.
          Brexit for unity is like shagging for virginity
          Theresa May has support of people from across UK as she looks to unite the country | Express Comment | Comment | Express.co.uk

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            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            What "next intelligent" one?
            An infinite number of AssSnobs and an Infinite number of typewriters we might get a snippet of the works of coco the clown.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              ...and some more clarification from May on her letter.

              Freedom of movement to continue

              I think we can see where all this is heading.

              I'm alright Jack

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                Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                ...and some more clarification from May on her letter.

                Freedom of movement to continue

                I think we can see where all this is heading.

                the whiff of Bremainer desperation increasing?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  the whiff of Bremainer desperation increasing?
                  you sound slightly nervous

                  I'm alright Jack

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                    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                    ...and some more clarification from May on her letter.

                    Freedom of movement to continue

                    I think we can see where all this is heading.

                    I suggest you branch out and read something other than the Independent. What is Independent in Russian anyway?

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                      Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
                      I suggest you branch out and read something other than the Independent. What is Independent in Russian anyway?

                      Pravda. HTHBIDI
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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