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Shots outside parliament (parody thread)

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    #31
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    No, this is black British humour.
    That's old black British humour.

    More modern black British humour is more like this:

    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #32
      Originally posted by Bee View Post
      This is not funny.

      Is this black British humor?
      'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

      Its not racial.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #33
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        Ex fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!

        I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!


        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #34
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

          Its not racial.
          No but it was fun telling her it was.

          BTW Bee if you come here and a black person mentions they are hungry don't suggest Nandos first otherwise you may never get home...
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #35
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            No but it was fun telling her it was.

            BTW Bee if you come here and a black person mentions they are hungry don't suggest Nandos first otherwise you may never get home...because they'll have nicked your wallet to pay for their meal and you'll have to walk back
            Come on Sue, you've got to say why

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              #36
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Come on Sue, you've got to say why
              To be fair if she looks shaggable and it's a guy* then she will be asked on a date to Nandos where she will have to pay, and be expected to provide the entertainment afterwards....

              *Not heard of any women trying that one on yet.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #37
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                To be fair if she looks shaggable and it's a guy* then she will be asked on a date to Nandos where she will have to pay, and be expected to provide the entertainment afterwards....

                *Not heard of any women trying that one on yet.
                what a guy having to pay for the date & do all the work afterwards. yeah never happens!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

                  Its not racial.
                  Spoilsport.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

                    Its not racial.
                    If it's about Lenry Henry dying on a dark night would that count as Black black black humour?
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

                      Its not racial.
                      What about holocaust jokes?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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