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    I've been through this with five kids, I think by number three I started to get the hang of it.

    Bad sleeper at night, he's probably getting way too much 'rest' in the day. Best buy -I found- was a baby bouncer (one of those things that attach above a door frame) . . . . stick the wee bairn in that for regular periods and it'll knacker him/her out like nothing else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Sounds like a fetish. Each to their own.
    NLYUK calls it the Rampant Brillo apparently.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    NLYUK calls it the Rampant Brillo apparently.
    Or "Satanic Scourer" on fifty shades
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by glebe digital View Post
    I've been through this with five kids, I think by number three I started to get the hang of it.

    Bad sleeper at night, he's probably getting way too much 'rest' in the day. Best buy -I found- was a baby bouncer (one of those things that attach above a door frame) . . . . stick the wee bairn in that for regular periods and it'll knacker him/her out like nothing else.
    The worst number of children to have is 3. After that you don't care.
    I'm single now, and it's really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I've just been cheating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The worst number of children to have is 3. After that you don't care.
    The worst number of children to have is 1. Before that you don't care.
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The worst number of children to have is 1. Before that you don't care.
    With what you get up to, you'd have a chuff like Dumbeldore's sleeve, kids or no kids.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    With what you get up to, you'd have a chuff like Dumbeldore's sleeve, kids or no kids.
    If only surgery could do for your brain what it's done for the old man's jacksie.
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    If only surgery could do for your brain what it's done for the old man's jacksie.
    what make it smaller?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    If only surgery could do for your brain what it's done for the old man's jacksie.
    You needed surgery to cleanse his 'arris of the truth?

    Even by your standards, that's depraved.

    How much?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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