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    Default Raunchy Raccoon Revealed

    Zoo sues firm after they used rented raccoon in erotic ad | Daily Mail Online

    Zoo sues advertising firm after they hired one of their raccoons and used it in an EROTIC commercial
    A raccoon was rented by an advertising firm and featured in an 'erotic' advert
    The raunchy advert features a topless model lying on a bed
    Now the zoo called Animal Are Not Toys are to sue the advertising firm
    The zoo claims they did not know the nature of the advert prior to agreeing



    made me laugh - rule 34 Raccoon porn!
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    You can just take a raccoon out without an escort? Maybe the zoo should have insisted someone went along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You can just take a raccoon out without an escort? Maybe the zoo should have insisted someone went along.
    I doubt there would have been a lack of volunteers...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    I doubt there would have been a lack of volunteers...
    Racoons bite don't they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You can just take a raccoon out without an escort?
    'Raccoon chaperone' has got to be too niche even for CUK though, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Racoons bite don't they?
    If you want them to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    If you want them to.

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    Why not? The old man does good business at the West Midlands squirrel cosplay scene.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Why not? The old man does good business at the West Midlands squirrel cosplay scene.
    Will he be branching out

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    Where does he bury his nuts?

    Boom-Tish - I'm here all week.Try the veal.

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