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    This could clear the deficit!

    Female politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' | The Independent


    £100 fine for a hand shandy anyone?
    Hard to enforce, I know, but maybe we can all be "deemed" s
    Then we'd have to dispute the HMRC estimate. Maybe there'd be an online tool?
    Would IT geeks be charged double?

    Could it work though?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

    #2
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Female politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' | The Independent


    £100 fine for a hand shandy anyone?
    Hard to enforce, I know, but maybe we can all be "deemed" s
    Then we'd have to dispute the HMRC estimate. Maybe there'd be an online tool?
    Would IT geeks be charged double?

    Could it work though?
    Would there be tax relief?

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      #3
      Who'll clear up the mess when the wet dreams begin?
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        Where does she stand on condom use? Does she want to class it in the same way? Make men pay $100 to stop them infecting women?
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #5
          Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
          Where does she stand on condom use? Does she want to class it in the same way? Make men pay $100 to stop them infecting women?

          What a clueless woman.
          It's a parody bill. She is protesting against the anti-abortion laws.

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            #6
            Originally posted by teapot418 View Post
            It's a parody bill. She is protesting against the anti-abortion laws.
            I know but it's full of holes and generally crap.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #7
              Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
              I know but it's full of holes and generally crap.
              That's the point.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Originally posted by teapot418 View Post
                It's a parody bill. She is protesting against the anti-abortion laws.
                I realised that, but it might give HMRC ideas...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  The headline stipulation would categorise ejaculation outside either a vagina or medical facility...

                  So would rape attract more or less than a £100 fine?

                  Co-incidentally, isn't £100 what NLyUK charges?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    The headline stipulation would categorise ejaculation outside either a vagina or medical facility...

                    So would rape attract more or less than a £100 fine?

                    Co-incidentally, isn't £100 what NLyUK charges?
                    That's for a whole rugby team, isn't it?
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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