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Feck must be getting old - just ordered a new Mercedes E-class.

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    #31
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    fantasy
    ˈfantəsi,ˈfantəzi/
    noun
    noun: fantasy

    1.
    the faculty or activity of imagining impossible or improbable things.


    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #32
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      fantasy
      ˈfantəsi,ˈfantəzi/
      noun
      noun: fantasy

      1.
      the faculty or activity of imagining impossible or improbable things.
      AtW's fantasy....

      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      The reality....

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        #33
        Originally posted by greenlake View Post
        AtW's fantasy....



        The reality....

        Chances are she will look like the back of a lorry or bus....

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          #34
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post


          Nice to see Mrs sasguru smiling for the camera.

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            #35
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Chances are she will look like the back of a lorry or bus....
            The police knocked on our door the other night. The officer said, "I'm sorry but it looks like your wife's been run over by a bus."
            I said, "I know but she's a good cook and a kinky little thing in bed."
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #36

              Poor Dim, he seems to be a little exercised by this thread. I wonder why.
              That's the thing with Brexiters they're not only thick but they lack any emotional control whatsoever, so they can't help exposing themselves.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #37
                If it's got to be a Benz - it has to be the 380 SEI V8

                http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post

                  Poor Dim, he seems to be a little exercised by this thread. I wonder why.
                  That's the thing with Brexiters they're not only thick but they lack any emotional control whatsoever, so they can't help exposing themselves.
                  How come you are not doing your bit and getting a Nissan?

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                    How come you are not doing your bit and getting a Nissan?
                    I'm an enemy of the people and a race traitor to boot.

                    Besides Nissans are for poor Brexiters and other losers.
                    Last edited by sasguru; 7 March 2017, 21:41.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                      How come you are not doing your bit and getting a Nissan?
                      He can't reach the pedals without a booster seat.

                      HTH

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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